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[Kurisu]

Found this randomly on a site, interesting!

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In the spirit of the holiday season TheRipper (me), along with some input from the staff - have come up with an exclusive AKP top 10 list of the biggest hoes of KPop in 2007. 2007 was an interesting year to say the least, filled with lots of drama, skimpy clothes and sex scandals, we'd say it was a very good year indeed. On the other hand, due to the massive amount of candidates, it was very tough to compile this list. I hope you won't be too disappointed if you don't find your favorite hoe on our list this year.

In order to determine the stars' true hoe-ness we looked into many key factors such as, their stage presence, their outfits (or rather lack of), and their off-stage activities amongst many others - we feel our methodology is strong and accurate.

So, without further ado, let the countdown begin!

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Baek Ji Young had a few hit songs in the early 2000's, although she's most famous for her scandalous sex tape that ruined her brief career. But why such a low ranking at #10 you ask? Well, it's been many years since her sex tape scandal and although she attempted a few comebacks, she's still old news. If you're still looking for her sex tape, don't bother... it's boring and a waste of time... sort of like her career.

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Well BoA isn't really a hoe per se, she's actually a good girl. But just look at that picture! Good grief, close those legs woman... well actually, what am I saying?? Spread 'em wider! BoA seems to be a Hyori wannabe these days, she used to dress very innocently, but her style has definitely become sluttier... I say, the sluttier the better! You go girl, get naked soon... please???

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Why did we choose a man on this list? Well, simply because Rain is a man-whore! From bragging about having sex with Hyori which ended up on live radio (quickly covered up by his publicist), to taking it up the hole from Park Jin Young... Ok, I made the latter part up, maybe. Regardless, after taking one look at Rain, we knew he had to be a hoe. Just look at those hump moves while dancing, you know he practices those moves with at least 10 fangirls in his hotel room after every concert. In addition, Rain was ranked #1 in Time magazine's "100 Most Influential People Who Shape Our World." Rain has also made People's 2007 List of the "Most Beautiful People" in the world. But his most famous distinction will be ranking #8 on our hoe list... ok, probably not, but that doesn't change the fact that he's a hoe.

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Everything Rain had learned was from this man. Much like the Sith in Star Wars, there is always a Master (Park Jin Young) and an Apprentice (Rain). From bringing the fans & his dancers back to his hotel room after a concert, to all the humping moves on stage. Rain has to thank this man for teaching him the ways of hoe-dom. In addition, Park Jin Young has recently been trying to spread (like he does his fans legs) his hoe ways in America, along with Rain, but will it work here? Only time will tell. One things for sure though, even with that mug, girls are waiting in line to board the JYP hoe train... CHOO CHOO.


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Lee Da-Who? She's an actress in Korea that not many know about, but like her name implies "Da-Hae" (Do everything) she's been trying her hand at singing, it's too bad she sucks at that too, see youtube video. As you can see or should I say hear, she has no talent except for looking pretty and anyone, who tries to sell their body, is a hoe. Quite frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if she let the whole band in that video take a turn (she does in fact do everything, right?)... hopefully they used the jimmy cap.

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Another no namer, Junia but undeniably a hoe comes in at #5. Just look at the clothes she's wearing and the cowgirl position she's in. I've never heard of Junia, but I know that she is supposedly a singer. After finding these scandalous pictures on popseoul (many thanks for scavenging the internet for these juicy pics!), I tried to search for her on google to find more ass shots, I mean more information about her, but unfortunately came up with nothing. Regardless, I wouldn't be surprised if she turns up in a porno in the near future, and if she does, please let us all know!

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Um Jung Hwa was an old Ahjuhmah that was pretty famous in the 90's. She always looked like one of those Room Salon Girls and she probably provided many guys with some good loving. She's also gotten more work done than a Mr. Potato Head. Although she's outdated and not around anymore (believe me, she's been around!) her hoe-legacy will live on forever.

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Suh In-Young should've been a stripper instead of singer. She's so good on the pole, it seems as if she was doing it all her life! If her singing career were to bomb, she can always fall back onto pole dancing, we're confident she can win a lot of won's with those skills. Well, at least she's receiving some attention now, good enough to make it to our #3 position. In-Young, keep doing your hoe thing and maybe one day you can be on Hyori's level, which brings us to our #2 hoe!

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Hyori AKA Whori AKA Whorey, you get the picture, has climbed all the way to #2 on our list this year! Hyori is one of KPop's biggest stars and also one of the biggest hoes in the business. From the way she dresses to her moves on stage, there is no doubt in our mind that she is a professional in hoe-dom. Hyori is known to let random guys feel her ass on stage, for evidence check out this popseoul entry. In addition, her slutty moves and allowing the pouring of wine all over her body, like it's a bukkake fest as seen here, is proof enough that Hyori is undeniably a super hoe.

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Finally, the moment we've all been waiting for, coming in at the honorable #1 spot of our 2007 hoe list is Ivy. It's been a rough (just how she likes it) year for Ivy. She was involved in a sex scandal, where her ex-boyfriend threatened to release a sex video tape. To make matters worse, there were internet rumors swirling that Ivy was two-timing on Wheesung. What a slut, at least hoes like Hyori keep things like this on the down-low. Congratulations to Ivy on receiving the award for KPop's #1 hoe of 2007. Ivy top's the list and we definitely know she likes it on top - It's time for Ivy to shine, unfortunately her KPop career has gone down the drain just as easily as her panties drop.

This concludes our Top 10 Ho Ho Hoes of KPOP 2007 coverage, congratulations to all the winners and we wish them all good luck in the next year!

Did you think our list was accurate? Or did we get it all wrong? Make sure to vote in our poll and let us know!

Note: All opinions expressed in this article are those of the individual authors and do not necessarily represent the opinion of allkpop.com or its management. This is a satirical article, therefore most of the content is invented, please be advised that this article is intended to be funny & not to be taken seriously.



Aww, my two favorite girls are on the list..haha.

[walnutt]

i agree with the boa one. 100%
when i was reading i was like WTF WHERE IS HYOLEE!
AHAHAHHA ! NUMBER TWO ! YES!!
god and rain was on there, ijust laughed for like 20 years.

[wackedfoo]

pretty funny haha.

[ellt9]

xDDDDD

WOOT

that was a pretty good hoe list

[mickeylovers24]

I'm pretty surpise that boa was on the top 10 list. lol. And I wasn't expecting rain to be on this list either! lmao!

anyway good list.

[walnutt]

^ both boa and rain really make sense, man.
at least that's what i think. haha.